planets in space put lipstick on a pig - a male chauvinist pig!! Am I right, ladies???
Someone left the You sir name! out in the rain!
A Child's Letter is hungry like the wolf (a type of v. hungry dog).
el Gran Poco will fight any one of you sons of bitches.
ZenMaster has never seen anyone drink a milkshake, and is merely going by what he read in books.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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