If you wake up one morning and it's a particularly beautiful day, you'll know Swordfishtrombone made it.
How many cows must fly through the air before Bill Paxton stops his car? Starno has the answer, my friend.
_Atom_ completed a Rubik's cube during his midnight train commute.
There's the midnight train goin' anywhere, and then there's the Midnight Meat Train. Varchar boarded the wrong one.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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