"Them chains ain't medals. You get 'em for making mistakes. And you make a bad enough mistake, and you have to deal with Donny Brook. And he is one rough old boy."
Hackuma's "Cream 2: HyperCream" upgrade turns one white room into 60 million.
Slight But Steady thinks every Friday is a good Friday.
Pahilla The Hun dreams of dragons' fire, and of things that will bite, and of mummies, always of mummies.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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