Despite raising more than $90 million during a three-year crowdfunding campaign, the space simulator video game Star Citizen has experienced repeated production delays. Critics blame budget shortfalls due to outrageous expenditures, such as the unprecedented decision to pay actor Gary Oldman not by the word, but by the breath. The Goons decided to recreate their classic "Gary Oldman as EVERYONE" theme, with every image featuring a motion-captured Oldman at full blow!
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
In our new cat society, things have really gone from bad to purrse.
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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