Verden, still under the evil meteor's influence, is destined to take over the world and a small part of the galaxy.
Mindbleach wants a blue man for less green.
Defiant Cement, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
All my life I've been running away from that name. But I'm Cosmo, HMC. I'm Cosmo, and that's who I'm going to be.
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
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