719528 eventually found some pictures of monster trucks doing donuts and nodded smugly at the computer screen.

Like hell you will, jerk.

Someone's making a killing in the pets business.

I'm not even going to analyze it, I'm just going to move on and hope I forget about it.

I get this weird feeling that 279971 was a really high mucky-muck in an important government office somewhere just sitting around using the Internet when a red hotline phone sitting on a cake plate started ringing.

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