The Official SNK Website - Back in the day, SNK was one of my favorite game developers. Some of the most fun I've had playing video games came while standing in front of one of their red Neo Geo arcade cabinets getting my ass handed to me in one of the many great Samurai Shodown or Metal Slug games. Now the same company makes lolita fondling sims and turns one of the most stylish and creative series of all time into this:
Thanks to Cardboard Box A for posting those images in our Games forum and making me very sad.
"I thought the internet was all fun and games. Grow virtual plants on Facebook. Send email to grandma. IM friends with emojis," said the Stupid Ass Teenager, currently dying in an Idiot County hospital. "Never in my wildest dreams could I ever possibly humanly imagine that doing stupid ass internet shit in real life might get me mortally injured."
(Lips smacking, mouth full of peanut butter, glistening streams of peanut butter oil running down chin) "I'm full as hell, and I'm not going to take another bite!"
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