This is all real, a person could not write this stuff. Well, they could, but they'd probably end up getting stabbed or something.
If I looking for frog him name is hopkin green frog
1622152 eventually found the quiz he was looking for and the results were inconclusive.
Bad day, honey?
2620728 is only trying to find out what her nightmare meant, right? Okay, good, we're agreed.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
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