Hey, 24/m/Arkansas here. I too am interested in this and if possible any goldfish or I guess just fish in general that you might have.

Slumdog Debonair.

Dog-raping Ninja strikes again!

While I feel for the lives of my many, many chicken victims, I just can't resist.

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