Do dogfuckers all talk with a lisp or something?
Of all the reasons to not get invited to the yearly Thanksgiving Dinner at your sister's house, it had to be this.
Maybe Ava Devine can help you out! Haha a porn joke!
Uh what does this have to do with me jerking off my ferret?
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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