Location: UK

Those are great captions and I can't wait to see who wins this prestigious contest.

I would love for Winston Churchill to dominate me and force me to wear pampers while I fart in his face.

White Chicks.

Protip: Don't marry a woman that weighs 300 pounds. Also, don't be this guy.

The controversy never stops at Betty's Pub.

I have this same problem.

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