Set phasers to crazy!

Watch out come August 14th, you guys.

Everything that has ever happened is a sign that the world is about to end REALLY SOON.

Yeah, if there is a supreme being he's keeping an eye on Chevron stations so he'll know when it's time to end the world.

i am reading books

People like to have SEX??!? WHY I NEVER!!

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