No need to go to the doctor, just get all your mental problems diagnosed on an internet quiz.

Yeah but don't say those things while your penis is hanging out of your pants or else the police will show up real soon.


Sledding is a great thing to do drunk. I think you guys should try it.

This is a great game. I hope they make a gameshow about it.


I hope she breaks up with you and throws you off a bridge.

This may sound hot but most chicks like this are over 200 pounds.

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