Hell yea I love this game. I'll play the role of Tony, the disgruntled co-worker who has just found himself terminated for being late to work, EVEN THOUGH it was because he was in a car wreck on the way to work. Tony, after 2 weeks of being unemployed and coping with his wife recently leaving him, has decided to pay his former place of employment a little visit... WITH A KATANA BLADE.

No normal people allowed!

And besides, a few hours of gut-wrenching stink is totally worth it for this much comfort.

Diaper Hitler tries to make a case for ethnic cleansing.

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