Salutations! Did you know that prostitution is legal in Australia? Over at Beautiful Companions, you can read the latest and greatest on those LEEEGAL working ladies out there and find the right one for you based on user reviews.

Ed and Mike sound like the best of friends.

Here is the SEA HAG you ordered bwahahahaha.

Lack of English you say.

It's almost as if she was so preoccupied with having sex for cash with a complete stranger that we couldn't even make a connection.

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