Man I would be grossed out if there was a baby growing inside me. I remember in elementary school this kid Paul came to school once and said his brother shot him in the leg with a BB gun the previous Friday and the little ball was still under his skin and he couldn't stop poking at it. Same thing would happen with me and babies, except I'd need some kind of stick probably.

"andy" makes a hobby out of destroying innocent minds.

Oneupmanship is a very important skill to have when dealing with people on the computer.

What the hell is the matter with people?

If you're thinking that any of these people are actually girls, that's your first mistake. If you're thinking any of them are actually 13, that's your second.

That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends dotCommunism, SydBarrett, Beech, Silky Slim, Necromancer, BreathMints, Frogbeard, kingcobweb, ohmeebaglod, Capt_Jim, Stevens Yeung, rapfan90, N-ER-GEE, Deg, rigamarock, AntiEverything, A Certain Ratio, Underscore, [G r O v E s Y], Wildfire, and Mista Fly.

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