You can rest easy tonight knowing that tucked away in some remote corner of your brain will forever be this post explaining some enormous Florida woman's disgusting sexual encounter.

Awww, that thread is like the puppy nobody wants to adopt.

Good morning, Mister! How are you today? I hope you're doing well!

Oh lordy me that is so completely unnecessary.

Tube top, accretion disk, these are just words.

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