This urge to stop breathing is a big step in the right direction.
The school mascot was just trying to cheer your class up you big jerk.
My soul is that of a professional wrestler and it could beat the hell out of all of you guyses souls.
I think you should have a murdering section IN YOUR FACE.
You might think that girls are immune from being caught up in nerd shit, but you'd be wrong.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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