This urge to stop breathing is a big step in the right direction.
The school mascot was just trying to cheer your class up you big jerk.
My soul is that of a professional wrestler and it could beat the hell out of all of you guyses souls.
I think you should have a murdering section IN YOUR FACE.
You might think that girls are immune from being caught up in nerd shit, but you'd be wrong.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
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