Translation: "I've seen every episode of Buffy."
Whoever clicked the suggestion one is a pervert.
"montaro's" latest poem is called NO MORE, probably named after some of the feedback from the last one.
I saw the words "never awaken" and it got my hopes up for just a second.
Sounds like someone spilled it all over her new couch.
I'm making a blood vow to never look at this forum again just so I don't have to see this guy's Wayne Gretzky-looking anime avatar.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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