FUCK NO

Maybe "DSM" will take a break from rubbing his disgusting penis to eat some chili directly out of the can.

Milk: It does a body CREEPY AS HELL.

If you havin' (very, very old) girl problems I feel bad for you, son.

Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is.

Here's what "ogulcanko" should do: Combine bleach and ammonia to make a love potion and drink as much of it as possible.

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