Maybe "DSM" will take a break from rubbing his disgusting penis to eat some chili directly out of the can.
Milk: It does a body CREEPY AS HELL.
If you havin' (very, very old) girl problems I feel bad for you, son.
Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is.
Here's what "ogulcanko" should do: Combine bleach and ammonia to make a love potion and drink as much of it as possible.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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