I hope "power abuse" means sticking a fork in an outlet.
I just tried imagining what Cute Missy looks like and it was seriously gross.
While you're at it, learn to use deodorant.
YES PLEASE I BEG OF YOU.
I don't know, maybe outside somewhere.
I think the Superfriends started just like this, back when Lex Luthor sold Superman's car.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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