Don't give anyone your email address ever! With it they can control your mind and make you do their bidding like making you pick your nose and eat it.
I GOT FIRST POST! That means I have nothing better to do than reply to your shitty thread.
I don't like this internets.
I suggest funny hat night.
I wish they would pull a Great White.
Banned for sass!
I would call it Dumb Cock Knocker 101 FM.
I wish this person would off themselves in front of a camera with the resulting footage ending up on a porn site.
Smelling my belly button is more fun than reading these posts.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
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