I am bullying on the internet.
Chorus X 1000000000.
Just sit there quietly and stare at the wall. It would accomplish the same thing as if you did go to class.
KATIE IS A BITCH.
I'm going to hack into your internets and steal some data.
Oh be nice.
I'm horny yay.
Teen spirit smells like rotten ass.
This forum is kind of like taking a can of paint, chugging it at a canvas and then throwing shit and macaroni on it and calling it art.
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