Volcano ejaculation. My favorite.

I'm not sure if you want to read all this. But if you do, it's what dreams are made of.

God I love AZNs.

AZN does Spiderman.

I'm not sure this guy has thought through his theory that well.

Don't worry, it happens to all of us.

This nigga is straight up philosophical.

This is how we do.

I'm the best hacker at my high school.

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