The Minions movie opens this weekend, and in case you haven't checked Facebook, Twitter, or Tumblr lately, those little bastards are all over the damned place. But instead of blocking friends and loved ones who choose to post inspirational memes spouted by anthropomorphic Twinkie-people, why not fight fire with fire using some of our own?
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This Week on Something Awful...
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