The Minions movie opens this weekend, and in case you haven't checked Facebook, Twitter, or Tumblr lately, those little bastards are all over the damned place. But instead of blocking friends and loved ones who choose to post inspirational memes spouted by anthropomorphic Twinkie-people, why not fight fire with fire using some of our own?
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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