The south will rise again... right after they get done screaming outrageous ignorant bullshit safely from the comfort of their homes. Thanks, internet.

I bet to the other racists it looks like "ReverendBing" is trying way too hard.

This did not happen.

There's a reason a lot of rural places don't have open mic night.

Congratulations on your hellbaby.

This post is best read with a Sheriff Buford T. Justice voice in mind.

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