If writing something is normally like dancing a beautiful waltz in a beautiful ballroom, these posts are like when a crazy guy flips out and starts jumping around in front of a gas station.

"frankguzz" is made of rainbows and sunshine.

Oh, good. I always thought that game would be better if you rescued the princess to find her sitting in a recliner, pregnant, and chain smoking.

Don't bother, world 8-3 STILL FUCKIN' SUCKS.

Yeah really, guys. Let's lighten it up in here.

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