Thanks! I love chatting!

If I were a woman I would be more than comfortable talking to this guy and divulging personal information to him.

He's like the drunk girl at a party, only that the last party this guy got invited to was his friend's 10th birthday party and was never asked back to another one.

You... monster...

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– Hassan "Acetone" Mikal

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