Women just sit there, mouth agape, at big throbbing stereotypes.


I think I can read Japanese better than this post.


We end this week's article with Danuki, who just wants a Japanese girlfriend. Please, help him make his dream come true.


Special thanks to PissFilledCumBubble, Implants, plik, The Aristeia, Zenzirouj, Veinor, hucknbid, wren, theyetisleeps, and i_heart_ponies. And remember, everything is better in Japan.

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