I'm sure she got an A+ on her project entitled "Do Japanese People Enjoy Winter? The Awful Truth Exposed".

The Japanese have invented robots that write to lonely white boys around the world and lure them to come to Japan and stimulate their tourism industry. Now you know.

If you think you're a kawaii bishie then you ain't seen nothing yet.

Yeah, it's a pretty good idea to just move to a country without planning things like where you're going to live or how you're going to make money. Move first, ask questions later.

I'm a completely normal guy. For example I enjoy wearing panties and being dominated by women.

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