What the hell. Question mark.
"entropyfails" finished writing this post and then went back to masturbating to a rerun of America's Next Top Model.
Prepare to have your mind expanded so hard it'll look like a fucked-up beach ball.
"You don't understand, library lady! It's my religion to write Geocities URLs in library books!"
The unsaved souls that deny Matrixism and take the blue pill are led to a very exciting page indeed!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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