"K-Star" is a modern day Rocky Balboa, coming back from failure and destitution to grab victory by the face and never let go!

I want to die

This Bowser thing is basically the same thing that happened to my friend's dad when he got divorced, except instead of Iceland it was Sacramento.

Awwww, widdle baby doggie's having a good time, aren't you, you widdle baby puppy doggy?! Yeeeess, what a gooooood little baby doggy! Why are you looking afraid, sweetie??

D-d-did someone imply a n-naked P-p-p-peach?
oh goddddd....

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