"K-Star" is a modern day Rocky Balboa, coming back from failure and destitution to grab victory by the face and never let go!
I want to die
This Bowser thing is basically the same thing that happened to my friend's dad when he got divorced, except instead of Iceland it was Sacramento.
Awwww, widdle baby doggie's having a good time, aren't you, you widdle baby puppy doggy?! Yeeeess, what a gooooood little baby doggy! Why are you looking afraid, sweetie??
D-d-did someone imply a n-naked P-p-p-peach?
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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