This week we've got a double dose of crazy, courtesy of the Real Super Powers and Universal Psychic Guild forums. I don't think they saw this coming.

Somebody's definitely schizophrenic, and I don't mean the animals.

Be proud! Your dad was a used car salesman in a past life.

Finally, we have definitive proof that you are a psychic. Case closed boys.

Why you gotta be such a dick Jack Williams?

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