Over at Chubby Parade your wildest dreams will come true. That is, if your wildest dreams include losing yourself up the ass of a 300 pound woman in a leopard skin bikini.
I guess this is as close to a real life portrayal of the gluttony homicide in Se7en that I'm ever going to get.
(Pardon the projectile vomit)
Brundlefly has internet access apparently.
Very insightful but can we get back to the discussion on what the magic number is for too many Big Macs.
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