Nobody likes you and you will die alone.

I've got a spell for you. Simply mix bleach and rat poison and then stick your head in the bowl.

If you're forty years old and posting on a sex advice forum you should probably already be dead.

Speak English motherfucker.

I wish there was a Hulk who gets angry and smashes internet forums.

It's the Michael Moore of gender relations.

I don't think girls like you.

Oh dear.

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