The first thing you must realize is that you DON'T NEED A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP AT SIXTEEN.

Drama.

Comment.

I think God could just make his life easier by sending everybody with an ISP account to hell.

Yeah that sounds exciting.

Teenagers shouldn't be having sex. End of discussion.

There sure is a lot of pubic hair in my keyboard.

More people than you think jerk off with their friends, especially at a young age.

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