The first thing you must realize is that you DON'T NEED A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP AT SIXTEEN.
I think God could just make his life easier by sending everybody with an ISP account to hell.
Yeah that sounds exciting.
Teenagers shouldn't be having sex. End of discussion.
There sure is a lot of pubic hair in my keyboard.
More people than you think jerk off with their friends, especially at a young age.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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