I've been an Internet user for a long time. Up until this point, I thought I could handle anything. Furries, gaping anuses, shit-eating Asians. None of it phased me. But this shit right here, I just don't know what to say. God help us all.
Mmm yes, force me to drink beer until I piss myself and put that enema in my asshole. I'm so hard right now.
I feel like I've lost a piece of my soul after reading this. What in the FUCK is wrong with you people?
Well at least your intuition is in check.
There's a reason you don't see it much, buddy.
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