I wish we lived in a Christmas nation and Jack Skellington was the president.


He wants to get LAID, dear.


But what children's book will I obsess over if not for Harry Potter?


Jesus, Dilbert, do you post in every damn thread? When do you have time to pray???


God put life on other planets for the sequel to the Bible. He thinks ahead that God.


Let's see that privacy policy Teens-4-Christ.


Sorry we only read the Bible 'round these parts.


Kentucky Fried Christian


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