I wish we lived in a Christmas nation and Jack Skellington was the president.
He wants to get LAID, dear.
But what children's book will I obsess over if not for Harry Potter?
Jesus, Dilbert, do you post in every damn thread? When do you have time to pray???
God put life on other planets for the sequel to the Bible. He thinks ahead that God.
Sorry we only read the Bible 'round these parts.
Kentucky Fried Christian
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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