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All girls are sluts.

Haha Jesus Christ, talk about a stick up your ass. Do the Something Awful Forums mods have weekend jobs at Teens-4-Christ? Blammo.

Yikes, you look ghastly, do you have AIDS? No, I'm just a vegetarian.

I like when the titties are flopping out I just do okay.

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