A small price to pay for not having to read your posts.
All girls are sluts.
Haha Jesus Christ, talk about a stick up your ass. Do the Something Awful Forums mods have weekend jobs at Teens-4-Christ? Blammo.
Yikes, you look ghastly, do you have AIDS? No, I'm just a vegetarian.
I like when the titties are flopping out I just do okay.
God is dead. If you want proof just read any post by ImaSaved1.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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