If you write to them about suicide you'll probably be dead within 24 hours anyway.
Well whatever you do don't call the police.
Truer words were never spoken.
Heres the perfect website for you.
Nope, not really.
I sympathize with your inability to deal with human emotion.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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