Well I doubt you'll get one now.
It's all downhill from here.
I can't wait until this chick has to get a job and fend for herself.
Anything I can do to help you in your great endeavor?
You store your semen in your brain.
Call the national guard!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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