"Marcus" here is looking for a clan to join. If you have a free spot be sure to contact his agent.
Seven words you can't say on stupid internet forums.
Yes. It's called "Stupid Fucking Idiot Tycoon".
Politicians debated on this subject for several weeks.
The solution is simple. Murder her boyfriend.
Eat your computer.
Woah. I didn't know that.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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