"Marcus" here is looking for a clan to join. If you have a free spot be sure to contact his agent.

Seven words you can't say on stupid internet forums.

Yes. It's called "Stupid Fucking Idiot Tycoon".

OMG LOL

Politicians debated on this subject for several weeks.

The solution is simple. Murder her boyfriend.

Eat your computer.

Woah. I didn't know that.

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