North American Panopticon's Chairman Petteridge is showing his holiday gratitude by serving up a sample of his smash hit upcoming book Last Meals / Last Words: Holiday 2007 Edition.
North American Panopticon, the world's largest private corrections provider, would like to extend holiday tidings to you and yours.
Just a few of the incredible facts and observations I have picked up from the Internet Movie Firearms Database.
Maybe those fake islands weren't such a great idea. Get late-breaking news on Dubai's financial collapse courtesy of greatnewsdubai.ae, Dubai's #1 emirate-run English language news website.
The cruelty of your village towards wizards will be repaid a thousandfold by my powers. Prepare yourselves for punishment.
Look to Russia and you will see the future of the United States. That's as good a reason as any to enjoy these fresh headlines from Newsheadline.ru, Russia's premier news aggregator website.
The Wendy Show archive from Wendy's final November 1st broadcast. This document is made available for your eyes only. The dissemination of any information contained within is strictly forbidden.
The Wendy Show show log archives from October 16th through October 30th 2009. This covers the final run of the show prior to the incident. DESTROY ALL COPIES AFTER READING.
An archive of episode descriptions for TV's The Wendy Show from October 1st through October 15th. These descriptions are made available to security clearances Ruby-4 and higher.
Reunited and it feels so TERRIFYING! Dr. Thorpe and Zack return with the 2009 edition of their annual Halloween costume reviews.
A gangbang can be a great thing, but even great things have flaws. Let's acknowledge those flaws and that way we can make a great thing (gangbangs) even greater.
A Megan Fox obsession and a bowling team are threatened by one man's torrid romance with a tiny-faced waitress at the bowling alley.
Steve and Zack discover that UFOs have crash landed in a D&D module with no ending.
Chicago's cabbies are fighting for the right to charge a $50 puke surcharge to passengers. This new puke service will be just one of many premium Chicago services.
Due to BS economic problems revolving around corrupt fat cats Dave Mustaine's wig shop is closing its doors after 20 years of service. Take advantage of his wig shop one last time!
The worst supplement to the worst game comes to life. Witness the horror of the Street Fighter RPG's version of a Monster Manual.
We are here to help you plan out your 12 Gauge exotic loads for tonight's 9/11 holiday bash. Those bikinis just seem to get smaller and smaller every year. Let's make this the best 9/11 ever!
Steve and Zack tackle one of the worst RPGs ever made: 1994's Street Fighter.
Miyuki Hatoyama, wife of the Japanese Prime Minister, sees UFOs, alien worlds, and dead people. Seriously.
Mysterious animal lover Raymondo puts down the soft-shelled turtle and angler fish to take advantage of the government's Cash for Clunkers program. Raymondo has a deal for you!
Fabulous prizes, amazing artwork, and torrid romance. Two out of three ain't bad! Zack and Steve announce the winners of the 2009 WTF, D&D!? Role Playing Fine Art Contest.
Rampant discrimination in the parole system ruining my chances of the truth coming out about my supposably racial motivated attempted murder and robbery in the year 2000.
If you're too hoarse from yelling at the town hall meeting where the bus dropped you off you can at least leave a message in the anonymous complaint box.
Steve and Zack discuss the bad patents featured in TSR's Book of Wondrous Inventions.
Fiend Folio may never recover from the second half of Steve and Zack's brutal assault on the monsters contained in its pages.
Nils, Beauregard, and DeShaun are drawn deep into the territory of the sinister Dolorists where they meet the new queen of the underworld.
Zack and Steve tackle one of the most infamous D&D books of all time: the hilariously bad Fiend Folio.
Something Awful is deeply sorry for any harm we may have caused Sarah Palin and we would like to extend our sincerest apologies to all members of the Palin family.
Beauregard falls in love with a woman he has never met and he and Nils face down danger in the streets beneath the streets of New York City.
Europeans Nils Odegaard and Beauregard Ink begin their road tour of the United States starting in Maine with stops in New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, and Connecticut.
When Hollywood casting agents need a creepy child for their movie they turn to Little Terrors Talent Agency.
Prophets from the ancient past of 1997 bring ill-tidings of a dystopian future.
Steve and Zack return to complete their epic study of TSR's Monster Manual II. Includes reader-requests and other insanities inflicted on D&D players.
Duke Nukem Forever is one of the hottest games and we've got the hottest exclusive screen shots from 3D Realms' upcoming title!
Steve and Zack attempt to analyze Monster Manual II, TSR's 1983 sequel to the Monster Manual that started the WTF, D&D series.
America's friends from Democratic People's Republic of Korea provide a truthful perspective on USA Leader Obama. The truthful perspective might shock you...
Steve and Zack are back with the reader-requested Tomb of Horrors. This twisted module from 1981 was written by Gary Gygax and is considered to be the cruelest dungeon ever devised.
Asmodeus works tech support for users in the Matrix and lives in Zion, a city inside a factory inside a volcano. Welcome to the working man's life in the desert of the real.
Dr. Bruce Thompson's father crusaded against violent videogames and raunchy music. His crusade failed and now Dr. Thompson is dealing with the mess.
In 1980 TSR decided to give gods hit points and armor class in their infamous source book Deities & Demigods. Steve and Zack discuss a few of the powers that were.
Steve and Zack conclude their discussion of the mind-boggling aberrations contained within the 1st Edition Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual.
A review and discussion of some of the most absurd creatures in the Dungeons & Dragons 1st Edition Monster Manual.
Where has your money been going? Take a peek under the TARP thanks to AIG's sudden and new policy of transparency.
An underachieving engineer in Bozeman, Montana makes his contribution to the success of the NX-01 Enterprise mission.
I'm ready to support feminism and write for Joss Whedon's Dollhouse. Is Joss ready to let me come aboard as a writer?
Henchman Status Updates provide you with the latest information on your FIST henchmen and henchwomen.
What a frigging joke! Banned again for nothing! I would like to be allowed to post my Poser comics and educational breastfeeding farm stories!
Hard at work or hardly working? This Predator may not be a hunter, but he busts his As's just like any clan member pursuing the soft meat.