The influential science fiction author successfully predicts what the Internet will be like.next year.
The Pulitzer Prize winning author of The Road turns to writing ad copy for a sex toy website.
Famously fun-loving Tom Bombadil vents over being cut from all Tolkien film adaptations he does.
It's December 21st, 2012. There are ten billion jokes and nobody is laughing, except the Mayans.
That guy you've been meaning to un-friend on Facebook for months has some ideas about how to prevent school shootings.
What if all the TED talks and blog posts turn out to be true and we are headed for a technological singularity? You're going to want to know how to date.
Zack and Steve get grim and dark with the creepy artwork of Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay.
The head of the NRA responds to the remarks of Bob Costas and explains how NFL player Jovan Belcher's girlfriend would have survived if she were a perfect instrument of death-dealing Ryushin.
Not every movie can feature a time-traveling DeLorean or an alien-squashing APC. We have a slow-moving, asymmetrical parade of the worst vehicles of science fiction.
Norway political murderer Anders Behring Breivik, enduring terrible torture in Norway's toughest prison, reviews pizzas available to him.
The scientists may say our bombs are not powerful enough, the philosophers may question the ethics of exterminating a sentient species, but if we stand together, no force field can stop our weapons, no swarm of plasma-spitting fighters can turn back our jets.
After much deliberation, Something Awful is pleased to announce our endorsement for President 2012. This candidate has everything America needs.
New York Times statistics wizard Nate Silver has been making some wild predictions about his upcoming date with Stephanie.
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Burke tries to explain his motivations after being caught trying to bring alien embryos back to earth.
Fact-checking organization Politifact weighs in on the promos being cut by Hulk Hogan and Macho Man as we approach the deciding confrontation of Wrestlemania V.
David Siegel, a CEO who lives in a replica of Versailles, sent an email out threatening to fire his employees if President Obama is reelected. Now we have a liberal CEO demanding the reverse.
The variety of satanic rituals being conducted across America in the 1980s was thankfully captured by media of the time. Now we can reverse-engineer the rituals and relive the power.
Zack and Steve are heading back to the mansions of horror with this week's return to our housing-based Cthulhu adventures.
The iPhone 5 is the only thing that can fulfill my meaning as a human being. I don't just want it; I need it to be happy.
The Democratic Convention in Charlotte is over. Was it a big winner for dems or will this be even less impressive than Paul Ryan's definition of "climb"?
Hundreds were horribly killed and thousands were sickened after failing to heed the warnings about the dangers of BPA.
Rape abortions: the wisest topic of discussion for elderly, male, ultra-conservative politicians with a loose grasp of anatomy.
Steve and Zack continue their journey through the Mansions of Madness with the down south scenario "The Plantation."
Former ISS Mission Commander AJ Tucker comments on the successful landing of the Curiosity rover on Mars.
The Huffington Post finds sources anywhere it wants. Even inside diapers.
In the high-stakes world of birthday entertainment, Mr. Haw Haw commands a high price and demands good accommodations.
The Australian technology TV show "Beyond 2000" was exported around the world from 1985 to 1999. Look back on the amazing technology of the future.
Steve and Zack climb the Mansion of Madness in this 1920s Call of Cthulhu scenario.
The Supreme Court is preparing to rule on provisions within Obamacare. Find out what it all means with this handy guide.
The woman who reviewed the Olive Garden for the Grand Forks Herald turns her attention to HBO's True Blood.
Don Larry, USA Patriot, makes his case against teachers and for his own private academy.
The makers of Soothing Rabbit Bath Salts put out a warning about an unexpected health risk related to their product.
Kelly is our miracle girl. Every day she gets stronger than the day before, no matter how many pieces of her body melted off.
After decades of pizza research we have no good innovations. It's time to call a stop to all pizza scientists.
An unjustly accused man is currently facing false charges. PLEASE help George Zimmerman's defense.
That datarealm kit we got your grandpa for Christmas is gathering dust. Can you help him set it up, Juztyn?
Have you been wondering where to find guides about the Hunger Games? No? Alright, nevermind.
Could scientists stop dreaming up new ways to hasten our descent into nightmare reality? At least slow it down.
MorgellonsMom has a daughter with Morgellons and a family wracked with vaccine-related illness and she will not be silenced by the CDC.
The shocking conclusion of Steve and Zack's run of D&D Module B1: In Search of the Unknown.
Steve and Zack take on module B2: In Search of the Unknown with Steve playing a level 3 gypsy.
One man argues that other models of droid are just as dangerous as his PB-11 helper droid.
I am a 1/16th Cherokee Indian Dad's Rights crusader and I resent the way you have treated me as a second class citizen when I visited American Girl Place in Chicago this weekend.
Steve and Zack combine their powers and look at the strangest Marvel super teams of 1989.
If you enjoyed my fiction in the past, you may enjoy the weird, disgusting world of my new novel, LIMINAL STATES.