The absolutely true story of a town that refused to be put out of its misery.
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Kent, Ohio: Now over 38 years without any public government murders.
Find out what happens next week in our exclusive preview of the next South Park!
A highlight reel of John McCain's political career.
In 2008, a bird landed in the yard of a goon. This is his story. The bird's.
Dos and don'ts for the soon-to-be impoverished (YOU).
America called, and it said "I want you inside me."
Learn the harsh truth about the misrepresentation of land developers in the media.
What went on behind the scenes of that world-changing Woodstock of the late 80s/early 90s known as Saved by the Bell? Find out in this exclusive preview of Dustin Diamond's tell-all memoirs!
Something Awful guest columnist/driving enthusiast Derek is here to tell you why people not in cars may want to question their sexuality.
Exclusive scans of what happens when you push video game journalists too far.
Discover what insulting things your professors are writing on your papers, just because they assume you can't read.
Why country music is making our children even more boring and insufferable.
John McCain's most minor sacrifices of dignity in the great backflip race to the White House.
Find out why humor is dead, and also why it's all your fault.
Senior citizens finally break the silence on the most sensitive topic in any Relaxed Lifestyle Assisted Leisure Community: grandchildren.
Gentleman's News Service correspondent Addison Hillsdale IV brings you his 1941 review of Citizen Kane.
Discover the bold, new ways your friends will annoy the hell out of you on Facebook.
Four types of college students the world could do without.
Bill Watterson hunter Thom Flindler gives an account of his latest epic journey.
Slake your thirst for nostalgia at the Super Smash Bros. Gym and ask, "What inconsequential character will be added next?"
Diablo Cody's next movie is like Raymond Chandler meets VH-1's I Love the 80s.
Guest columnist Debbie Kunzel shows you why a life without technology is the healthiest life of all.
What do you do when your city is inhabited by dozens of costumed serial murderers? The answer may surprise you.
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