At first glance, The A-Sylum looks like any other online forum, complete with a 35-page thread devoted to "Cat Pics :d (And other cute, furry things)." After scrolling down a bit, though, you'll discover intriguing topics such as "Asexual Porn" and "Cartoon A(nti)sexiness." See, A-Sylum, an informal variation on Asexuality.org, offers a safe (yet puzzling) haven from the Internet's lust-driven banter. I suppose sexually inclined people who attract unwanted propositions wherever they regularly chat or post could retreat here in hiding, but they might have trouble navigating the unfamiliar nuances of the asexual mind. For example, the two photographs below appear in the "Asexual Porn" thread: Ponder the ramifications of deriving any arousal, or even enjoyment, from these images. After this exhaustive research, I've determined that asexual people are very strange, and it's probably fortunate they presumably won't breed.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
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