FUCKING GOD DAMN TIME CUBE KNOCK IT OFF DAMMIT, submitted by ALL OF YOU DUMB RETARDS WHO THINK THAT THIS SITE IS STILL FUNNY!. DAMMIT STOP SENDING US TIME CUBE! Seriously, this site has been around more than my cousin Steve, and my cousin Steve gets around! STOP SENDING US TIME CUBE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?? JUST STOP!!! STOP STOP STOP STOP.

Hello Ms. Integral

I am quite a big fan of your site, and of your writings. I read the articles on a pretty close to daily basis, and I also enjoy the Awful Links that you and the other writers post. Being an avid surfer of the ol' intro-net I have come across some WIERD stuff, and this really does take the cake.

It's a site created by a man who thinks he is more than human because he has a 'cubistic' theory about the world/universe that humans literally CAN'T understand, and not understanding his theory is Evil.

Examples straight from the site: "My Cubic wisdom is above 1 - day Gods and Scientists. Ignoring Time Cube is Evil." "Educator ban of Time Cube free speech is Nazi like evil. Professors are evil bastards for suppressing Time Cube, and deserve 'tar & feathers' from the betrayed students."

I kid you not.

Anyway, thought I'd send you this in hopes that it might be worthy of your attention. Happy writing.

WOW! That is truly fascinating! I will add it to the information I have concerning Abraham Lincoln writing the Emancipation Proclamation or perhaps man's first landing on the moon! THIS IS TRULY NEW AND REFRESHING AND NOT AT ALL OLD OR OVERUSED!!!

Please, please, stop sending us this link. Everyone has seen it and if they haven't, they are either brain dead or a lizard of some sort. Please.

PS. While you're at it, please stop sending that faggy Peter Pan guy, also. You know, the one EVERYONE HAS ALREADY SEEN?!?

– Snakey Slithers

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