Tribute's Luigi Fan-Art Gallery, submitted by Accidental Google Result. We've seen just how crazy Mario is, but what about his brother Luigi? Is he sane or is he crazy? Was he sane and driven crazy by Mario? So many questions. This site attempts to answer none of those questions, but does feature lots of terrible drawings of Luigi, the less super of the Super Mario Brothers. Normally I think of Luigi as a tall, gaunt, and awkward looking man who probably only has a painfully messy and inappropriate relationship with a young, drug-addicted mushroom girl to look forward to, but on this site he's an Italian hunk, who is concurrently hot. Although he takes many forms, as different artists see the world in different ways. This artist probably doesn't see at all, but that didn't stop him.
So what have we learned today? Mario is a pervert and Luigi is missing a foot, but seems to have some sort of leaf blowing apparatus hooked up in its place. WHAT A FAMILY.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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