Heartbeat´s 1 & 2 - 50s & 60s, submitted by me. Ahh, now this is refreshing. None of the sexual deviants, hate-mongerers or conspiracy theorists that usually plague my choice of the ALOD. Instead we have a good, old-fashioned, heartwarmingly ugly website. Embedded MIDIs on every page, a tremendously busy background that blinks, disturbing animated gifs all over the place, and sensible advice that would undoubtedly persuade anyone who was even thinking about dropping out of high school.

Hey man he's "right". The site attempts to be some sort of shrine to high school life in the 50's and 60's, but it sort of wanders off into pages about unicorns, unexpected dance parties and a very touching tribute to 9-11 with more zoomed-in pictures of people leaping from windows than words. To its credit though, the site does succeed in one area: being really fucking annoying.

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