GBS Food, submitted by KiwiBoi. Today's Awful Link isn't actually awful...it's delicious! For a few weeks now a popular trend in the GBS (General Bullshit) forum of the SA Forums have been these humorous and educational cooking pictorials. Forum members cook up a dish with step by step instructions on how to make it. Everything from fried ramen noodles to chipotle pesto pasta, and forum goer KiwiBoi has compiled it all into an easy-to-use website.
Pre-heat your oven to 450-550 degrees, and throw a pan in there. After about 5 minutes, throw the pan over a high flame. Add a small (SMALL) amount of butter, and immediately throw the steak on. DO NOT FUCKING MOVE A GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING THING, GOD DAMNIT.
If you would like to join in the fun KiwiBoi is still adding new recipes to his website and the GBS readers are always extremely hungry. They are very fat and will eat anything, so go ahead and post your recipe for the stuff you scraped out of your garbage can and fried.
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